5 Status Updates That No One Gives A Shit About

Status updates –what are we going to do without them? It keeps us up-to-date with what’s going on in the lives of our friends, family, and loved ones.

There are times, however, when people are have become so comfortable when it comes to updating their status that they don’t think before they type.

I know that its their page, and they can do whatever the want with it. But they have to realize that their page is connected to mine, so if they put some shit on their wall, I can see it. Yes, it would be much easier if I delete them from my list, but I’m just not that mean.

So here are 5 status updates that no one gives a shit about.

1. Countdowns
Example: Wicked Sago 5 days!!

Why do you have to tell your friends about something without really telling them about that something. Do you really have to keep it a secret? What happens in 5 days? Are you getting a boob job or something? Common, give us clue. If you are going to update, at least tell us what its about. We are not psychics, you know.

2. How You Hate Your Life
Example: Wicked Sago I hate my fucking life, I want to die!

We don’t really care if you are going to kill yourself or not, we just don’t want to read about it on our computer.

3. Quotes That Does Not Apply To Your Life
Example: Wicked Sago I see my path but don’t know where it is, not knowing where I’m going is what inspires me to travel it.

We know that it must have taken you quite sometime to find this philosophical quote online. But unfortunately, we just don’t give a shit. I mean, if we want a corny quote, we are going to look for it ourselves. We don’t need you flooding our feeds with your cut/paste quotes.

4. How Many Tequila Shots You Drank Last Night
Example: Wicked Sago just had 100 tequila shot, and I’m still standing. Bring it on!

When you are trying to murder your liver, keep it to yourself.

5. Song Lyrics
Example: Wicked Sago Oh, my love my darling, I've hungered for your touch. A long lonely time.And time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much, are you still mine? I need your love.

Chances are, these songs lyrics does not describe your life as much as you think they do. Maybe you are just lazy or you have no interesting things to say. Reality check, no one reads these kinds of shit. If someone comments on it, it just means that they just feel sorry for you for being so corny.

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